hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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