chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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