Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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