we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I think people are normalizing furries
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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