Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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