found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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