I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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