Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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