I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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