My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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