idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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