i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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