Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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