ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm just crazy horny about you
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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