epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
