Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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