Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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