so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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