Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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