After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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