His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize