fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
