That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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