I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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