i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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