he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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