Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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