he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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