He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My vagina is very pro this idea
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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