Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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