are you still at the devil's house?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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