you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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