The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize