Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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