and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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