Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's rum buckets o'clock
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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