honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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