Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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