So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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