Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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