it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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