He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
there was a trapeze. enough said
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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