Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
my poor anus
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Someone signed my nipple.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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