we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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