Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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