ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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