I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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