Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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