worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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