1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
last night I used snow as a chaser
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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