that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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