can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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