David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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