He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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