if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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